No lie, this t-shirt makes your arms look twelve percent bigger. It improves your squat by fifty pounds and teaches you how to swim. Because of all the new attention you receive, your partner might be slightly jealous. Don't worry, it will make you a better communicator to deal with that problem. Like the good person you've become, you'll buy them one. Then you can both be the beautiful, art-wearing, good-arms-having couple you were meant to be.