Imagine you were granted the power to have the thing you wanted the most. King Midas was granted that power and he wanted gold. This is inspired by Midas and every trial he faced, struggle he overcame and lesson learned.
This shirt is inspired by the painting Midas. It's named after the mythical king who got the power to turn whatever he touched into gold. Which is what will happen in your life when you buy this. It is perfect for Beyonce concerts, bible study or bringing love and light into your life.
This makes for a great staple t-shirt. It's made of a thicker, heavier cotton, but it's still soft. And the double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!
• 100% ringspun cotton • 4.5 oz (153 g/m2) • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
Model is wearing a size M. He's 6.1 feet (190 cm) tall, chest circumference 37.7" (96 cm), waist circumference 33.4" (85 cm).
This piece of art is a literal, constant body hug. It is love personified in 82% polyester and 18% spandex. Get ready to have unprecedented positivity grace your existence. You will lose weight where you want to and gain weight where you need to. You will eat more vegetables and call more than you text. You just might save more money and improve your credit score. You will take your self less seriously and smile at sunsets. This is the only skirt that if you spilled your drink on it, it would improve.
Look great in all-over printed, body-hugging pencil, or paintbrush, style skirt with elastic waistband.
• Imported fabric: 82% polyester/18% spandex • Printed, hand-cut, and sewn with love in the USA • Material has a four-way stretch, which means fabric stretches and recovers on the cross and lengthwise grains. • Elastic waistband • Made with a smooth, comfortable microfiber yarn
This right here is pseudo-scientifically proven to raise self esteem, body positivity and self-love by 3245%. People will look at you and think how can one person be that beautiful? How can one person make me want to call my old high school friends and rekindle relationships I didn't know I missed? This skirt will make you feel the age you wish you were when you were happiest. You will remember your childhood joy. You will laugh at terrible puns in jokes such as this:
What do you call a cow laying down? Ground beef.
Feel fantastic in this comfortable,stretchy, jersey mini skirt.
• Imported fabric: 82% polyester/18% spandex • Printed, hand-cut, and sewn with love in the USA • Material has a four-way stretch, which means fabric stretches and recovers on the cross and lengthwise grains. • Elastic waistband • Made with a smooth, comfortable microfiber yarn • Meant to sit on hip • Mid-thigh length
Tallawa (adj.) Capable despite size or obvious shortcomings. Source: Likkle but we TALLAWA! -Jamaican Proverb
This hat was made in the spirit of a small island that has and continues to accomplish on a world stage. It is a reminder that though you may be small, your impact can be large. This hat will not only block out blinding light form your face, but will block almost all negativity from reaching your life. Some say it even blocked their bank balance from going negative. This hat has blocked ex-partners from texting you in the middle of the night. It blocked the argument you would have had if you answered. It might even block ads and popups.
• 100% cotton chino twill • Unstructured, low-profile • 6 Panel 3 1/8' crown • Permacurv visor - maintains its shape • Adjustable self strap with hide-away side buckle • Buckle closure with grommet • Spot clean/hand wash • Head Circumference - 20 1/2“ to 21 5/8“
This v-neck t-shirt has been called the relationship counselor. When you buy two it instantly solves your relationship problems. Some say it gave them jobs closer to their partners and turned their long-distance relationship into a happy marriage. This shirt will help you sort out your feelings. The new confidence might make you start that novel or screenplay you've been thinking about. You will go to karaoke and rediscover the performer you always wanted to be. People will cry Encore! Encore! They will remember you by that art on your chest, invite you back next week and start giving you money to sing. Just like that you have extra income and more joy. And who doesn't need extra income and more joy?
• Made of 100% combed and ringspun cotton • Unisex fit • Side seams • Coverstitched v-neck and hemmed sleeves • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
No lie, this t-shirt makes your arms look twelve percent bigger. It improves your squat by fifty pounds and teaches you how to swim. Because of all the new attention you receive, your partner might be slightly jealous. Don't worry, it will make you a better communicator to deal with that problem. Like the good person you've become, you'll buy them one. Then you can both be the beautiful, art-wearing, good-arms-having couple you were meant to be.
This premium fitted short sleeve will fit in every man`s wardrobe. A classic and soft choice.
The Artsiest Most Comfortable Long Sleeve Fitted Crew
This long sleeve fitted crew shirt is a work of art. Well, it was made from one. People will look at you and wonder how a shirt can fit a body that well. It will make you a better minder of your own business. It makes your arms look so nice you will be compelled to reactivate your gym membership and go back to working on those arms. It will allow you to free up brain space and calm you down. It is the sartorial equivalent of a puppy. Everyone loves it and it won't fade too much when you wash it.